Monday, January 2, 2012

Mama's Soup Surprise

MAMA'S SOUP SURPRISE
Sung to tune "Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious"
Oh, when I was a little kid I never liked to eat,
Mama’d put things on my plate  
I’d dump them on her feet,
But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed,
I asked her what she put in it and this is what she said.
Chorus
Oh, chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes,
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs,
Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe-nail pies,
Stir them all together, its Mama’s Soup Surprise!

I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink,  
I said I’m feeling slightly ill, I thing I’d like a drink,
Mama said, “I’ve just the thing; I’ll get it in a wink,
It’s full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think!”
Chorus

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