BUBBLE GUM SONG

BUBBLE GUM SONG
My mom gave me a penny
to go and see Jack Benny
But I didn’t see Jack Benny

Chorus: (last time through “Instead I choked on bubblegum)
Instead I bought some bubble gum.  
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA, BUBBLE GUM
OH YES, I BOUGHT SOME BUBBLE GUM
BAZOOKA, ZOOKA, BUBBLE GUM

My mom gave me a nickel
to go and buy a pickle
but I didn’t buy a pickle

My mom gave me a dime
to go and buy a lime
but I didn’t buy a lime
        
My mom gave me a quarter
to go and tip a porter
but I didn’t tip a porter
 
My mom gave me a dollar
to go and buy a collar
but I didn’t buy a collar

My mom gave me a five
she said to stay alive
but I didn’t stay alive